How to Be a Best Friend

Please keep in mind as you read the following that this was an actual paper that was turned in and passed as acceptable writing in the 6th grade. Big shout out to my pal that wrote it about me and luckily gave me a copy, otherwise I wouldn't be the stellar friend I am today. 

Um... so here's what I learned:

1. There are different types of friends (determined by level of information sharing and the perception of others)

2. You can be anyone's friend, as long as you don't mind spending time together

3. You have to to have serious common interests, like boys and boy bands

4. Inside jokes are the cement to any good friendship, along with doing that whole being-around-each-other thing

5*. If you can write 1.25 pages about someone, they will likely be your friend for life

*Unfortunately, in this case we parted ways after I stopped liking Nich Lachey and wearing a cheer uniform to school on game days.